- My mom: *crying* I'm never reading a John Green book ever again!
- Me: Did you finish it?
- Mom: No! It's right after their trip.
- Me: "I lit up like a Christmas tree!"
- Mom: It's heart wrenching!
- Me: Yeah, just wait!
- My stepdad: Oooh no!
- Mom: Oh god.
…desejo parabéns pra alguém que eu mal conheço no Facebook.
How did Girl Scouts become so socialist, gay-supporting and abortion-supporting while Boy Scouts is still so conservative
Oh wait it’s probably because girls are better
Are you implying being Conservative is bad?
good reading comprehension.
The american sex education system.
Why are you laughing at me
man i wish homophobic people were actually AFRAID of gay people like could you imagine having the power to strike fear in peoples hearts with your homo
"If I do not have one trazillion dollars on my doorstep by noon tomorrow, I swear I will KISS THIS WOMAN on the MOUTH in front of your children.”