Using y = mx + b to measure the slope of that ass
Mathematically incorrect. Unless the ass was linear, but that’s biologically incorrect. You’d probably wanna use something like y=ax^2+bx+c because the ass is a second degree polynomial curve.
did you major in booty math
No, I studied Asstronomy
95% of these are real justgirlythings but also apply to jim kirk’s life so yeah
This medieval illumination is a bit too good to be true—it’s the work of the notorious “Spanish Forger” who illicitly increased the price tag of genuine manuscripts (the authentic reverse side is shown below) with added illustrations.
Spanish Forger. Knight slaying a lion : drawing, [ca. 1900].
Houghton Library. Harvard University
What is an ‘instant’ death anyway? How long is an instant? Is it one second? Ten? The pain of those seconds must have been awful as her heart burst and her lungs collapsed and there was no air and no blood to her brain and only raw panic. What the hell is instant? Nothing is instant. Instant rice takes five minutes, instant pudding an hour. I doubt that an instant of blinding pain feels particularly instantaneous.